Monday, October 20, 2008

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos!

I waited so long to put an introductory post on this blog because I could not decide on the right topic; now, I am finally inspired!

Last week, some upstanding member of the St. Cloud, Minnesota community expressed his undying hatred for Senator McCain by repeatedly placing baggies of dog feces in the back of his neighbor's pick-up truck!

Insanely comical? Or comically insane? You be the judge.

What a genius way to not only stick it to McCain, but present yourself as an icon of how completely mature the Democratic voters are - I bet the rest of them are so proud of you! I can only assume Dog Shit Guy is voting for Senator Obama (who I am sure was entirely impressed by this heroic display), because SRSLY, no one votes third party anymore.

Which brings me to my next point: the two-party system needs to end. All it does is separate the country into two different types of nearly polar opposites, as opposed to several different political sectors which may share common policies with each other.

The last few presidential races have been like choosing between your cousin or your gay friend as a prom date. You don't really want to pick either, and you know you're not gettin' anything out of it in the end. Everyone is just picking the lesser of two dire options, and that's just insane. We need to get better dates, people.